Suzanne had totally forgotten about their court date since she'd been a little busy having tons of condom-free sex with Ryder, planning Nikki's wedding, and forming a placenta.
Life is like waiting in line at the grocery store. You wait, you slowly move forward, you pay the price, then you exit unsatisfied and broke.
If I'm working this hard in the morning, I'd prefer it be because my man has woken me up with an eight-inch nudge.
Her bun was baking, but her bloody heart was breaking.
I was born without the flirt gene. It's truly awful for me. That was no exaggeration. I mean, look at how I screwed up last night with Ty. He was flirting and tossing off sexual innuendos, and I just...
There is a danger when you leave the past behind, and reinvent your life, that at some point you’ll look at yourself, and no longer recognize who you see.
Our relationship felt like a Christmas gift that you hadn’t asked for and weren’t expecting to receive, but the minute you saw it, you knew it was perfect for you.
I still wasn’t convinced that tossing a shoe didn’t mean you harbored an anger-management problem, but I did understand love now. How it wrapped around you and made you more aware of the prickles on y...
Harley studied his erection, lightly running her fingers over the smooth skin. His cock jumped at her touch. It was a pretty penis, she had to say. Good length, pleasing circumference. Not too big, no...
Angel? he whispered in the dark. Yes? What does it feel like to love someone? A lump caught in my throat and I lightly ran my fingers down his bare arm. It feels like this. That's what I thought. -Eri...
Because I figured out who I was- the man who had been born to love you.
Do you understand? I nodded. He kissed me again. Do you trust me? I nodded. His lips buried in my neck. Do you want me? Nod. Absolutely. Then don’t be afraid. Don’t ever be afraid when you’re with me....
Wow. Getting sassy, aren't you? I am, aren't I? I asked in amazement. I didn't know I knew how to do that.
Not perfect, not tidy. Just Happy.
Jess? Yeah? Would you be okay with it if I fell in love with you? My hear squeezed and I paused, my mouth a hairbreadth from his as I took in his words, as if I could breathe them into my mouth, my he...
There are some things you just can’t cover up.
It’s like strapping toothpicks onto a newborn colt and telling him to walk. Wearing heels is a sport and I don’t want to play.
It was like watching two unicorns fucking, he told her. All glitter and jizz.
I didn’t understand what he was doing, what he wanted from me. Because in my experience, people wanted something from each other. To use them, to gain friendship, for a romantic relationship. I didn’t...
Can I get you anything? A drink? A fresh change of clothes? A membership card to Hypocrites International?