So where you've got one pope, they've got a whole bunch of 'em?
Execute every act of thy life as though it were thy last.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
It's a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack.
Quality is not an act, it is a habit.
Movement is knowledge. Art is perception
Angry is always hungry to cook guilty.
Even when I work with computers, with high technology, I always try to put in the touch of the hand.
Life is just a schoolroom with a glorious opportunity to prepare us for eternity.
It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was starving, I would eat asparagus. If somebody held a gun to my head, I would watch a soap...
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age.