All we can hope for is that he will fall into the ocean with a bar of soap in his pocket.
Hey, look—your
What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?
Jon Spiro had not hired Pex and Chips for their debating sills. In the job interview, they had only been set one task. A hundred applicants were handed a walnut and asked to smash it however they coul...
Victor Vigny: A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.Conor Broekhart: Which resembles a giant banana.
In my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are smarter—they plan ahead. They think about not getting caught.
[Artemis] returned to the aft bay for Mulch's version of a briefing. The dwarf had drawn a crude diagram on a backlit wall panel. In fairness, there were more artistic chimpanzees. And less pungent on...
He had seen bigger men than he with mummy's handkerchief clutched in on hand and a bloody dagger in the other.
She held out a small voice recorder. 'By the way, could you describe exactly how you felt at the moment of impact? I'm writing this short story--''Put that away, Hazel,' hissed Mam. 'The poor boy is i...
Excuse me, Tex, the nurse said, hands on hips. 'Would you mind reining in the voice. There are babies being born in this hospital. We wouldn't want the first sound they hear to be your painful howling...
You still awake?' asked the anesthetist.'Nope,' I replied.
Friese boeren eten alle dagen grauwe capucijners. - Butler
She held out a small voice recorder. 'By the way, could you describe exactly how you felt at the moment of impact? I'm writing this short story--'
I feel a little dizzy, said Orion. But also wonderfully elated. I feel that I am on the verge of finding a rhyme for the word .Oxygen deprivation, said Foaly. Or maybe it's just him.
You guys looking for my dad? People are always, like, looking for him, and he's never around. Daddy is so not here. And I mean that literally and spiritually.
Good. Illegal is always faster.
I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?
Now I can do the bolts, she slurred. I've been trying to focus enough magic all week.The magic shifted and swirled, finally etching a picture in the air. It was a rough picture of Foaly, and he was la...
Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.
I just pulled a pretty big job and needed to hide out for awhile. ...Where's all the loot?That, as my cousin Nord would say, is where my improvised lie falls apart. Artemis put two and two together an...