Hey, look—your
All we can hope for is that he will fall into the ocean with a bar of soap in his pocket.
Jon Spiro had not hired Pex and Chips for their debating sills. In the job interview, they had only been set one task. A hundred applicants were handed a walnut and asked to smash it however they coul...
You still awake?' asked the anesthetist.'Nope,' I replied.
What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?
Victor Vigny: A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.Conor Broekhart: Which resembles a giant banana.
In my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are smarter—they plan ahead. They think about not getting caught.
He had seen bigger men than he with mummy's handkerchief clutched in on hand and a bloody dagger in the other.
Friese boeren eten alle dagen grauwe capucijners. - Butler
She held out a small voice recorder. 'By the way, could you describe exactly how you felt at the moment of impact? I'm writing this short story--''Put that away, Hazel,' hissed Mam. 'The poor boy is i...
[Artemis] returned to the aft bay for Mulch's version of a briefing. The dwarf had drawn a crude diagram on a backlit wall panel. In fairness, there were more artistic chimpanzees. And less pungent on...
Excuse me, Tex, the nurse said, hands on hips. 'Would you mind reining in the voice. There are babies being born in this hospital. We wouldn't want the first sound they hear to be your painful howling...
She held out a small voice recorder. 'By the way, could you describe exactly how you felt at the moment of impact? I'm writing this short story--'
I feel a little dizzy, said Orion. But also wonderfully elated. I feel that I am on the verge of finding a rhyme for the word .Oxygen deprivation, said Foaly. Or maybe it's just him.
Good. Illegal is always faster.
You guys looking for my dad? People are always, like, looking for him, and he's never around. Daddy is so not here. And I mean that literally and spiritually.
This was business.
No one's ever really ready for a troll.
Now I can do the bolts, she slurred. I've been trying to focus enough magic all week.The magic shifted and swirled, finally etching a picture in the air. It was a rough picture of Foaly, and he was la...
I just pulled a pretty big job and needed to hide out for awhile. ...Where's all the loot?That, as my cousin Nord would say, is where my improvised lie falls apart. Artemis put two and two together an...