Eoin Colfer Quote

Most police cars are the equivalent of an electrical room on wheels and it does not surprise me that police officers that spend time in such a biologically toxic environment are displaying aggression.

Amanda, you finally decided to answer the phone, her mom exclaimed after picking up at the first ring. Where’ve you been, what’ve you been up to?Mom, do you remember when I was a kid, I had a friend,...

Bellybuttons are our link with the past.

When I was in school I read a lot of comic books and pretend I was in them and kids would tease me and call me names. But now I do the same things and people say that I'm artistic and cool and I'm doi...

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.

Sometimes playing stupid opens your eyes to the truth.

Put down your stones. Why are you breaking the window when God has left the door wide open? If you are afraid, lover, follow me. I will guide the way.

I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'

If you want to feel the sunshine, change position!

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.