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Why is a Christmas tree better than a man? Because it stays up, has cute balls, and looks good with the lights on!

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Why is a Christmas tree better than a man? Because it stays up, has cute balls, and looks good with the lights on!

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About Emily Giffin

Emily Fisk Giffin (born March 20, 1972) is an American author of several novels commonly categorized as chick lit.
Her notable works include Something Borrowed, Heart of the Matter and The One and Only.