You know, I always knew I was a piece of shit -- a real fucking asshole. But you know what else? You were always there to convince me I was right.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was starving, I would eat asparagus. If somebody held a gun to my head, I would watch a soap...
Don't make prayer a consistent battle, but rather constantly pray against life's battles.
The problem with a philosophy or a belief is that you soon start changing the facts to fit it.
Through challenge and difficulty, we learn to see life differently than before.
It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.
The purpose of learning is not to give exams in class and forget about it, but to increase the knowledge until they possess an area of the earth for God almighty
There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man.
Whatever we have in the glory of man is "away". Those are just not enough before we go "home" to the glory of God.
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.