“ As a career the business of an orthodox preacher is about as successful as that of a celluloid dog chasing an asbestos cat through Hell. Elbert Hubbard
“ Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ The life of a conscientious clergyman is not easy. I have always considered a clergyman as the father of a larger family than he is able to maintain. I would rather have chancery suits upon my hands t… Samuel Johnson
“ At present, a good many men engaged in scientific pursuits, and who have signally failed in gaining recognition among their fellows, are endeavoring to make reputations among the churches by deliverin… Robert G. Ingersoll
“ I miss the honor of serving as a parish pastor. There is nothing quite like it. The most challenging aspect of the job is that you just can't please everybody all the time, no matter how hard you try.… Matthew C. Harrison
