Edward Lear Quote

Milk is the only juice in a world of cows.

A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell.

Many cows are fed a high-protein diet, which creates a more liquid manure that is easier to spray on fields.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants...

Baby rats need rat milk, baby cats need cat milk, baby dogs need dog milk, baby humans need human milk, baby cows need cow milk, baby chimps need chimp milk.. Would anyone believe it if someone claime...

To country people Cows are mild,And flee from any stick they throw;

I have learned that I, we, are a dollar-a-day people (which is terrible, they say, because a cow in Japan is worth $9 a day). This means that a Japanese cow would be a middle class Kenyan... a $9-a-da...

Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.

For an absurd moment, I wondered if Ammit devoured the hearts of wicked cows, and if he liked the beefy taste.- Carter Kane

I never saw a Purple Cow I never hope to see one: But I can tell you anyhow I'd rather see than be one.