Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants...
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
The 50-50-90 rule: anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
It's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
If you smile when you are alone, then you really mean it.
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly.
The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often re...
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing - the opening a wonderfully joyous moment.
All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.
the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along.
I don't like food that's too carefully arranged it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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