“ You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten. Earl Wilson
“ Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money. Earl Wilson
“ Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back. Earl Wilson
“ Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. Earl Wilson
“ Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money? Earl Wilson
“ Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. Earl Wilson
“ Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. Earl Wilson
“ The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise. Earl Wilson
