“ Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. Doug Larson
“ Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. Doug Larson
“ The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. Doug Larson
“ The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. Doug Larson
“ A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. Doug Larson
“ More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. Doug Larson
“ Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. Doug Larson
“ Wisdom is the reward for a lifetime of listening when you would have preferred to talk. Doug Larson
“ Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. Doug Larson
“ If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. Doug Larson
“ Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. Doug Larson
