I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'
If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.
Forget sex or politics or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.
We want our idols to be dead because it makes death a much less scary place.
If God drives a car, He'd drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a claret-colored vinyl roof, with oxblood leather upholstery and an opera window.
Human beings are the only animal that thinks they change who they are simply by moving to a different place. Birds migrate, but it's not quite the same thing.
Before machines the only form of entertainment people really had was relationships.
Everybody has basically the same family, it's just reconfigured slightly differently from one to the next.
Men won't read any email from a woman that's over 200 words long.
The future and eternity are two entirely different things.
People are pretty forgiving when it comes to other people's families. The only family that ever horrifies you is your own.
A bland smile is like a green light at an intersection, it feels good when you get one, but you forget it the moment you're past it.
It's very strange that most people don't care if their knowledge of their family history only goes back three generations.
People will always choose more money over more sex.
If you don't have a spiritual practice in place when times are good, you can't expect to suddenly develop one during a moment of crisis.
Sometimes the best lighting of all is a power failure.
If you don't change, then what's the point of anything happening to you?
Nature is one great big wood-chipper. Sooner or later, everything shoots out the other end in a spray of blood, bones and hair.
I think money is due for some sort of collapse. People are going to realize that money has a half-life, like radioactive elements.
In the future, torture will once again become the recreational sport of the rich.