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Driving Horace and Margot smoothly to the Armory, the new cabdriver thought about basketball.Why do they always applaud the man who makes the shot?Why don't they applaud the ball?It is the ball that actually goes into the net.The man doesn't go into the net.Never have I seen a man going into the net.

Donald Barthelme

Driving Horace and Margot smoothly to the Armory, the new cabdriver thought about basketball.Why do they always applaud the man who makes the shot?Why don't they applaud the ball?It is the ball that actually goes into the net.The man doesn't go into the net.Never have I seen a man going into the net.

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About Donald Barthelme

Donald Barthelme Jr. (pronounced BAR-thəl-mee or BAR-təl-mee; April 7, 1931 – July 23, 1989) was an American short story writer and novelist known for his playful, postmodernist style of short fiction. Barthelme also worked as a newspaper reporter for the Houston Post, was managing editor of Location magazine, director of the Contemporary Arts Museum in Houston (1961–1962), co-founder of Fiction (with Mark Mirsky and the assistance of Max and Marianne Frisch), and a professor at various universities. He also was one of the original founders of the University of Houston Creative Writing Program.