Shalom bayit,
At least I rescued your poor hot dog.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
The biggest disease this day and age is that of people feeling unloved.
Even now I remember those pictures, like pictures in a storybook one loved as a child. Radiant meadows, mountains vaporous in the trembling distance; leaves ankle-deep on a gusty autumn road; bonfires...
Tomorrow, smile at a perfect stranger and mean it.
I've never won an award for anything, and I think it's weird. I mean, that's really cool but it's strange to think you could get an award for acting. I always thought that was strange.
If your success is not amazing to your critics, it disturbs, infuriates, and frustrates them, and if they're not careful; may go hang themselves and go to hell.
We demand privacy, yet we glorify those that break into computers.
There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
The nights were mainly made for saying things you can't say tomorrow day.