What’s the fastest speed you ever went in your Spitfire?
The 1940s The 1940s were dominated by World War II and its aftermath. It was a decade of great change and upheaval for the British public as millions of soldiers joined the Armed Forces to fight, whil...
Smelly cheese, blue cheese, runny cheese, MOULDY CHEESE, cheesy cheese.
Granny’s bum squeaking again
As she took each step a little bubble of wind puffed out of her saggy bottom. It sounded like a duck quacking. Either she didn’t realise or was extremely good at pretending she didn’t realise.
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Show, Trisha. Dennis had seen a Trisha episode about people with depression, and thought maybe his dad had that. Dennis loved Trisha. It was a daytime talk show where ordinary people were given the op...
The man was a hero. He had given his life to save not just his son and Gabz, but all the children of the town.
Rats are the most unloved living things on the planet.
No buts, Ben. No. ‘N’ and ‘O’ spells ‘no’.
Naughty bottom! called out Dotty, slapping her own rear end. Just as
Father
Do NOT complain about the tea. We know it tastes like someone’s bathwater that has been PEED in. That’s because it is.
Made-up word ALERT
The last few miles of the Atlantic Ocean back to England with all of the jewellery hidden in her knickers. Granny
Tedious
Smiled in a week. It’s nice to see you smile, Dennis. Lisa told me what happened at school. I am very sorry. Thanks, Raj. I must say you had me fooled though! Very good you looked, Denise! Ha ha! But...
Outwitting
On
Morning, they were forced to lift her up and carry her there. Myrtle refused to walk even though it