“ The last few miles of the Atlantic Ocean back to England with all of the jewellery hidden in her knickers. Granny David Walliams
“ Show, Trisha. Dennis had seen a Trisha episode about people with depression, and thought maybe his dad had that. Dennis loved Trisha. It was a daytime talk show where ordinary people were given the op… David Walliams
“ Morning, they were forced to lift her up and carry her there. Myrtle refused to walk even though it David Walliams
“ Hank you, Miss Midget, I mean Midge, for that beautiful tuba playing, lied Mr Grave. It had been truly awful. Like a hippopotamus farting. David Walliams
“ The man was a hero. He had given his life to save not just his son and Gabz, but all the children of the town. David Walliams
“ The 1940s The 1940s were dominated by World War II and its aftermath. It was a decade of great change and upheaval for the British public as millions of soldiers joined the Armed Forces to fight, whil… David Walliams
“ Nathaniel Septimus Ernest Bertram Lysander Tybalt Zacharias Edmund Alexander Humphrey Percy Quentin Tristan Augustus Bartholomew Tarquin Imogen Sebastian Theodore Clarence Smythe. David Walliams
“ Hello, Raj, said Zoe sheepishly. I don’t have any money again today I am afraid. Not a penny? Nothing. Sorry. David Walliams
“ As she took each step a little bubble of wind puffed out of her saggy bottom. It sounded like a duck quacking. Either she didn’t realise or was extremely good at pretending she didn’t realise. David Walliams
“ Smiled in a week. It’s nice to see you smile, Dennis. Lisa told me what happened at school. I am very sorry. Thanks, Raj. I must say you had me fooled though! Very good you looked, Denise! Ha ha! But… David Walliams
“ He was wearing a short, electric-blue dress and holding a silver clutch-bag. It was a party dress, really, not what anyone would wear on a Sunday morning to a newsagent’s shop. Least of all a twelve-y… David Walliams
“ A trip to a Dr Who exhibition ended in chaos when a number of boys stole Cybermen, Sontaran and Dalek costumes and pretended that there was an alien invasion of Earth. David Walliams
“ Fact, if there was a fire in their house, and Mum could only save either a sparkly gold tap-shoe once worn by Flavio Flavioli (the shiny, tanned dancer and heartbreaker from Italy who appeared on ever… David Walliams
“ The loose skin on her face had been lifted. Her nose was smaller. Her teeth were capped. The lines on her forehead had been erased. Her eye bags had disappeared. Her wrinkles had gone. Her breasts wer… David Walliams
“ Oh it’s just my breakfast, Lisa. A couple of bags of Maltesers, a Toblerone, a Bounty, Jelly Tots, some Skips, seven bags of Monster Munch, Raj was doing a special offer on those, a box of Creme Eggs,… David Walliams
