David Sedaris Quote

People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.

Before you're given what you want, you'll first be tested with what you don't really want.

It's when I hear your heartbeat that I know that I am alive.

Begin, be bold, and venture to be wise.

The global population of Earth are involved in the following corporate government experiments: The long term effects of - 1. Nuclear bomb fallout radiation. 2. Man-made wireless radio frequency (RF) r...

They took one look at me,And hated my black face.They took one look at me,And decided on my fate.They took one look at me,And forced an unknown fear.They took one look at me,And caused the shed of tea...

I think you have to be cool to be a good flirt, and I don't think I'm very cool.

An intelligent woman is a goldmine! She has the ability to learn, reason and understand things better and faster than her contemporaries. She is competent, alert and can reason out stuffs easily.

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.

At least I rescued your poor hot dog.