David Sedaris Quote

You may delay, but time will not.

In time, all great masterpieces turn into shameless creatures who laugh at their creators.

I have to be alone very often. I'd be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That's how I refuel.

Dreams become regrets when left in the mind, never planted in the soil of action.

Your Core Values are the "glue" that holds your business together.

The day when the fire that we had lit in our minds reaches our hearts, we will start turning every person that we come in contact with into ashes. We become the ghosts that we always feared.

Don't hang out with people who are:UngratefulUnhelpfulUnrulyUnkindlyUnlovingUnambitiousUnmotivatedor make you feel...Uncomfortable

Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations.

When I was in school I read a lot of comic books and pretend I was in them and kids would tease me and call me names. But now I do the same things and people say that I'm artistic and cool and I'm doi...

Nothing amazes me anymore.