David Sedaris Quote

I told myself that if I looked at my brother differently, it was because of the suit, nto the weight. He was a grown man now. He was going to get married, and therefore, he was a changed person.He took a sip of my father's weak coffee and spit it back into the mug. This shit's like making love in a canoe.Excuse me?It's fucking near water.Then again, I thought, maybe it is just the weight.

David Sedaris

I told myself that if I looked at my brother differently, it was because of the suit, nto the weight. He was a grown man now. He was going to get married, and therefore, he was a changed person.He took a sip of my father's weak coffee and spit it back into the mug. This shit's like making love in a canoe.Excuse me?It's fucking near water.Then again, I thought, maybe it is just the weight.

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