David Sedaris Quote

A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.

The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only p...

My father, [was] a mid-level phonecompany manager who treated my mother at best like an incompetent employee. At worst? He never beat her, but his pure, inarticulate fury would fill the house for days...

When you are fitted in a racing car and you race to win, second or third place is not enough.

Now, 75 years [after ], in an abundant society where people have laptops, cell phones, iPods, and minds like empty rooms, I still plod along with books.

Positive thinking is powerful thinking. If you want happiness, fulfillment, success and inner peace, start thinking you have the power to achieve those things. Focus on the bright side of life and exp...

I'm into mellow dates with really good food.

I used to be a cool chick but I'm not anymore.

I don't want to be alone, I want to be left alone.

Sometimes it's hard to look at a flower, when your dying inside.