Dave Barry Quote

People leave imprints on our lives, shaping who we become in much the same way that a symbol is pressed into the page of a book to tell you who it comes from. Dogs, however, leave paw prints on our li...

Buy a gift for a dog, and you'll be amazed at the way it will dance and swerve its tail, but if don't have anything to offer to it, it won't even recognize your arrival; such are the attributes of fak...

The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with.

A dog's love is only second to that of a mother's.

The only weights I lift are my dogs.

A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than an owner can express with his tongue in hours.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiments have proven to me that he is the Unreasoning Animal... In truth, man is incurably foolish. Simple...

The dogs may bark, but the caravan moves on

Dogs are how people would be if the important stuff is all that mattered to us.