I never wanted to be famous.
I don't watch reality TV. I'm cool.
I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous.
I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me.
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.
For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened to them. That's the crowd that I like, the ones that don't get so...
I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what's going on.
You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike.