I wonder how many more penises I’ll have inside me in my lifetime.
Formal education and current position can define your worthiness. What makes you extraordinary is defined by your attitude towards others.
Life is full of beauty. Notice it. Notice the bumble bee, the small child, and the smiling faces. Smell the rain, and feel the wind. Live your life to the fullest potential, and fight for your dreams.
The richest man is he who lives simply but has an abundance of love and kindness to give away.
The best thing you can wear is self confidence.
Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
Four minutes of eye contact brings people closer to each other better than everything else.
Everything started as nothing.
A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.
Today I am even richer.
Nobody but you have to believe in your dreams to make them a reality.