“ I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on this sofa, it would be ninety per cent disappointment. Danny Wallace
“ Wagamama. Text messaging aficionados might like to note that this is one of the most satisfying words you can possibly type. Danny Wallace
“ I was saying yes because when you're in love, the world is full of possibilities, and when you're in love, you want to take every single one of them. Danny Wallace
“ I apologize. I feel I’ve let you down somehow with my tales of reasonable and efficient travel. I’m sure if I’d been Bill Bryson my taxi driver would have told me a funny story, or something. I’m afra… Danny Wallace
“ And as I looked at the star, I realised what millions of other people have realised when looking at stars. We’re tiny. We don’t matter. We’re here for a second and then gone the next. We’re a sneeze i… Danny Wallace
“ Sometimes the little opportunities that fly at us each day can have the biggest impact. Danny Wallace
“ Take the stupidest thing you've ever done. At least it's done. It's over. It's gone. We can all learn from our mistakes and heal and move on. But it's harder to learn or heal or move on from something… Danny Wallace
“ I mean No is power. No says, "I'm in charge." Think about how many times you've said yes in the past year, and how many times you would've liked to have said no instead. Maybe being able to say no is… Danny Wallace
“ At first I assumed he was a Mexican, but slowly began to realise that a real Mexican probably wouldn't be wearing a sombrero in a London nightclub. And he'd probably have a real moustache, not a stick… Danny Wallace
“ But the happiest people are the ones who understand that good things occur when one allows them to. Danny Wallace
