Dan Harmon Quote

The death of a billionaire is worth more to the media than the lives of a billion poor people.

Focus your attention on the quality of your words, and not the quantity, because few sensible talks attracts millions of listeners more than a thousand gibberish.

When everyone has a microphone, you can't hear anything. Choose one voice carefully and listen in.

The funny part of being funny is when you start seeing your fans writing funny words and attributing them to you.

Some of the people who hate me love some of the sentences that I have written, until they get to the name of the person to whom the sentences are attributed.

We are all actors, set on the stage of the world, as the curtains open we put on our best performance to this audience of life.

You are as the sun; the world is your stage; even without an audience, shine.

Magic : when you create something from the materials around you to astound and make the audience say "Wow." Magic happens on mundane days. It happens when you least expect it. It brings a spark to our...

Always make the audience suffer as much as possible.

Books like Twilight are not art. They are mass-produced crap that is meant to be consumed by the widest possible audience, for the largest possible profit.