Craig Ferguson Quote

We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.

Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey that's where you pee and bonk! And nobody will say, hey, your penis can ejaculate...

Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus as a basic woman right.

Homer, in the second book of the Iliad says with fine enthusiasm, Give me masturbation or give me death. Caesar, in his Commentaries, says, To the lonely it is company; to the forsaken it is a friend;...

Some people masturbate to temporarily replace their partners when they are absent, whereas some people do that to temporarily live in the present.

Regard yourself as a small corporation of one. Take yourself off on team-building exercises (long walks). Hold a Christmas party every year at which you stand in the corner of your writing room, shout...

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.

Above all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate?

Real scratching is superior to masturbation, in my opinion.