“ Well I'm not going to hope that you get hurt, but if you do, remember that you're my damsel in distress, and no one is allowed to carry you.""I don't remember signing a contract.""All the more reason… Claire LaZebnik
“ Okay. I've got one. Do you think Pluto should still be considered an actual planet in its own right?""Much better. And yes, I do. I had to memorize the planets when I was in third grade, and it was on… Claire LaZebnik
“ Why are you asking me? I'm seventeen and don't know anything about what to do when you're autistic and gay. Claire LaZebnik
“ I just called you corny and said you were wearing a green dress. That's, like, the least flirtatious thing anyone's ever Claire LaZebnik
“ No one's family is normal. Normalcy is a lie invented by advertising agencies to make the rest of us feel inferior. Claire LaZebnik
“ He can’t ground her if he’s already killed her,” I pointed out when Juliana quoted this to me. “Well, he can, but it wouldn’t have the same impact. Claire LaZebnik
