“ My goldfish is swimming around all excited inside the fishbowl on the fridge so I reach up and drop a Valium in its water. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Whatever we have in the glory of man is "away". Those are just not enough before we go "home" to the glory of God. indonesia123
“ All shadows of clouds the sun cannot hide like the moon cannot stop oceanic tide;but a hidden star can still be smiling at night's black spell on darkness, beguiling Munia Khan
“ One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ Any foolish boy can stamp on a beetle, but all the professors in the world cannot make a beetle. Arthur Schopenhauer
“ It is man and not the Bible that needs correcting. Greater and more careful scholarship has shown that apparent contradictions were caused by incorrect translations, rather than divine inconsistencies… Billy Graham
