Christopher Zzenn Loren Quote

I used to be a cool chick but I'm not anymore.

I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.

Certainly we can say that the pace of modern life, increased and supported by our technology in general and our personal electronics in particular, has resulted in a short attention span and an addict...

The warrior's nobility is like a prostitute's smile, the truth of which is self-interest.

My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake.

If we could get your subconscious mind to agree with your conscious mind about being happy, that's when your positive thoughts work.

Gratitude turns disappointment into lessons learned, discoveries made, alternatives explored, and new plans set in motion.

Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.