No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
A dog's love is only second to that of a mother's.
The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with.
Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away that's the deal.
I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.
I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish - named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef, two pacus, an albino African frog named Whitey, a bonsai tree, four Venus flytrap...
It's a little known fact that one in three family pets gets lost during its lifetime, and approximately 9 million pets enter shelters each year. That's why it's a wonderful thing to get your pet micro...
I have some road rage inside of me. Traffic, especially in L.A., is a pet peeve of mine.
Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to.
I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.
It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.
