Kona was in tears, wailing like Bob Marley in a bear trap---inconsolable.
Josh: What is this thing?Gasper: It's a Yeti. An abominable snowman.Biff: This is what happens when you fuck a sheep?Josh: Not an abomination, abominable.
If you come to a river and find a boat at the edge, you will use that boat and it will serve you well, but once across the river, do you put the boat on your shoulders and carry it with you on the res...
I wouldn't go to yoga with you because I'm not bendy, not because I'm not spiritual.
I think I'm what they call a never-was.
I don't know. I don't really have a plan. I don't even know if she's lucid. I've been on autopilot since I heard. I was waiting for you to get home so I could fall apart.
I accidentally shagged a monk last night. Sometimes, in times of crisis, that shit cannot be avoided.
He has the attention span of a hummingbird.
He had tapped into the Zen of ignorance, the enlightenment of absurdity.
Don’t ask me how he got here, or what he really is. I think we’ve all learned over the years that the sooner we accept the simple explanation for the unexplained, the better chance we have of survivin...
Does a broken heart know from a different location?
Clair put down her knife and pickle, then wiped her hands. As she came toward Clay she pulled a large bobby pin from the back of her hair, and her long, thick locks cascaded down her back. She took Cl...
Chinatown is a mystery wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a wonton, and fried.
But there was no gangrene or amputations like the doctors threatened, and we got a B, so I don’t see what all the noise and counseling was about. Anyway,
But Nestlé’s Crunch is a fine choice, said Sam, trying to buy time, and keep the guy from going off on him. A bit naive, but an undergrowth of ambergris and walnut gives it legs.
Beta Males make excellent spies. Not the James Bond, Aston Martin with missiles, boning the beautiful Russian rocket scientist on an ermineskin bedspread sort of spy—more the bad comb-over, deep-cover...
Babd. She
Author's WarningIf you're buying this book as a gift for your grandma or a kid, you should be aware that it contains cusswords as well as tasteful depictions of cannibalism and people in their forties...
Anger is the spirits telling you that you are alive.
An embrace from him left scratches on my back that sometimes wept blood, yet my brothers and I fought to be the first in his arms when he returned from work each evening. The same injuries inflicted i...