Despite the long journey, it seemed easier to go back the way I had come. At least some level of familiarity would be waiting there. But if I was making easy choices, why was I there in the first plac...
Die Behauptung, daß Effrom nicht besonders gut kochen konnte, war eine Untertreibung von ähnlichem Kaliber wie die Feststellung, daß es sich bei Völkermord um eine nicht besonders erfolgversprechende...
Die, thou badger-shagging spunk monkey, said I.
Disorder in here harshing my mellow.
Do not seek death. Death will find you. But seek the road which makes death a fulfillment. —Dag Hammarskjöld
Don't be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just let their kids wreak havoc that everybody hates.
Dovevi comportati bene con il prossimo, anche con i leccapiedi. E se:a) Credevi che Gesù fosse il Figlio di Diob) Credevi che fosse venuto a salvarti dal peccatoc) Riconoscevi la presenza dello Spirit...
En efecto, fue un macho beta sumamente habilidoso quien descubrió el fuego, aunque, como era de esperar, un macho alfa se lo arrebatara casi enseguida (los alfa fracasaron en el descubrimiento del fue...
Everything is a story. What is there but stories? Stories are the only truth.
Evolution doesn’t really have a destination. It’s just dicking around with possibilities.
Getting a rise out of him was like trying to give a handjob to a parking meter: you were going to end up frustrated and exhausted long before a cop came along to haul you away.
Give in to your passions and they will lead you to the most preposterous conclusions—passions make a fool of reason.
God is a comedian playing to an audience that is afraid to laugh. VOLTAIRE
God is a comedian playing to an audience that is afraid to laugh.
He had a plan—and a bus pass with four more days left on it—so this son of a bitch had picked the wrong guy to fuck with.
He had tapped into the Zen of ignorance, the enlightenment of absurdity.
He shuffled along with the hang-dog look of the cosmically fucked.
He started skipping, but then caught himself and returned to deliberately pacing out his steps with his sheathed sword. People might ignore a tiny Japanese man in an orange porkpie hat and socks, with...
He was very desperate for Audrey not to think of him as a bad guy. Like most Beta Males, he didn’t realize that being a good guy was not necessarily an attraction to women.
Holy ripened fuckcheese!
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