All men are evil, that’s what I was talking to my father about.What did he say?Fuck ‘em.Really?Yeah.At least he answered you.I got the feeling that he thinks it’s my problem now.Makes you wonder why h...
Adeline had come to Christianity the same way she had come to sex and smoking:through peer pressure.Thinking about her six kids and her smoker's hack, she wondered if perhaps peer pressure didn't alwa...
A little mucus is nothing against the power of the Lord.
One time you take a hundred thousand dollars and let a vampire go, the whole world turns on you like you're some kind of bad guy.
Heinous Fuckery, most foul!
. . And so Charlie Asher . . . led an army of fourteen-inch-tall bundles of animal bits, armed with everything from knitting needles to a spork, into the storm sewers of San Fransciso.
Ah, já entendi - disse eu. - É uma parábola. Que giro. Vamos comer.
At eighteen months, Sophie moved like a small drunk most of the time.)
I bring food and drink to the guards when they are on post during feasts. I believe it is written in the Obfuscations of St. Pesto: In nine cases out of ten, a large friend with a poleax shall truly a...
He reasoned: A well-formed bottom hanging in space is just a well-formed bottom, but you hook up a well-formed bottom to a whip-smart woman and apply a dash of the awkward and what you’ve got yourself...
Задименият бар бе изпълнен с блус и с хора, които се наливаха с алкохол, за да прогонят тъгата.Ако бяха кучета, до един щяха да бъдат навин, да се тъпчат с трева и да се мъчат да повърнат онова, което...
Se prometió a sí mismo acojonarse por ello en cuanto tuviera tiempo.
Pain travels pretty well.
One suit for the White Devil! in Mandarin,
One can't be free without action.
Not the scream of a startled little girl, mind you, but a manly scream: the scream of a fellow who has caught his enormous dong in a revolving door while charging in to save a baby that was on fire or...
Molly stood over the stove, naked, except for a wide sash from which was slung the scabbard for her broadsword at the center of her back, giving the impression that she had won honors in the Miss Nude...
I so adored her when she let her warrior queen armor fall, and came, silly and giggling, into my arms.
He started skipping, but then caught himself and returned to deliberately pacing out his steps with his sheathed sword. People might ignore a tiny Japanese man in an orange porkpie hat and socks, with...
Audrey felt herself blush again and suddenly, and for no reason she could think, thought of poor Lizzie from Pride and Prejudice, and then remembered how she also felt that Lizzie, nay, all of the Ben...