Splendid, said the Emperor, without a hint of sarcasm. I believe we’ve achieved a new level of doomed. Y
Естел се беше зарекла, че повече нито един мъж няма да я види гола.Навремето компромисът й се струваше разумен - отричане от малкото плътски удоволствия в полза на консумиране на сладкищи, които бяха...
The garlic bread lay there between them, steaming with implications. They, of course, must both eat it or neither could. Garlic bread meant garlic breath. There might be a kiss later, maybe more. Ther...
The snail, presumably, to bolster the self-esteem of the turtles: You think we’re slow? Look at that guy. To shore up the snail’s morale in the same way, there was a rock. Everyone is happier if they...
Treat a whore like a lady and a lady like a whore and even a great stumbling dolt like yourself shall sail on the slippery seas of passion.
We really have to get going, Sam said. Can we leave the car here and pick it up later?The monk said, Does a dog have a Buddha nature?Does a fish have a watertight asshole? said Coyote.
We will bring your guilt as well. You wouldn’t have escaped it anyway. It is a parent’s gift.
We've been tagged twice by that Bruce Mate guy from Oregon State. That guy's a menace. Probably has a satellite tag on his wife to track her trips to the can.
Well, it is written, two out of three ain’t bad. Where is that written? Dalmatians 9:7, I think—doesn’t matter, no one else could have done what you did.
Well, you know, she was winded for a few minutes from kicking your ass, but she is just a little girl. The
What a bawdy bitch is fate when the best bit of a bloke's day is a brace of bloody mermaid murders.
What if he isn’t really the last of his kind, but the first of ours?
When he was reading he could fly away into the wildest skies of imagination, untethered to the reality that his soul was trapped in a wretched creature cobbled together from meat and bone, like us all...
When your best friend is the son of God, you get tired of losing every argument.
Why, I’ll bet my uncle Davey could take you out in the first round, ya macaroon.
Wiggly Charlie lived in a big house with his friends Audrey and Big Charlie. He liked mozzarella cheese sticks, chasing his tennis ball, and putting his purple wizard hat on his willy and pretending t...
With influence comes power, with power, abuse. Jakan was only the son of a Pharisee. He was only two years older than Joshua and me, but he was well on his way to mastering cruelty. If there is a sing...
Words, words, words, a million million words circle in my head like hawks, waiting to dive onto the page to rend and tear the only two words I want to write.Why me?
Yeah, that's right, Lash. Because I'm Chinese I have a deep-seated need to nosh house pets. Now why don't you let him in before my inner Chinaman forces me to kung-fu your bitch ass.
You do not cause death, you do not prevent death, you are a servant of Destiny, not its agent. Get over yourself.
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