Everyone is happier if they have someone to look down on, as well as someone to look up to. Especially if they resent both.
Everyone is happier if they have someone to look down on, as well as someone to look up to, especially if they resent both. This is not only the Beta Male strategy for survival, but the basis for capi...
Everyone at the bar turned toward The Breeze and waited, as if the next few words he spoke would reveal the true meaning of life, the winning numbers of the lottery, and the unlisted phone number of G...
Era il suono di mille bambini affamati che piangevano, di diecimila vedove che si strappavano i capelli sulle tombe dei mariti, un coro di angeli che intonava l’ultimo lamento nel giorno della morte d...
En la tienda de mascotas eligió dos tortugas pintadas, cada una de ellas del ancho aproximado de la tapa de un frasco de mayonesa. Compró para ellas una bandeja grande en forma de riñón que tenía su p...
En efecto, fue un macho beta sumamente habilidoso quien descubrió el fuego, aunque, como era de esperar, un macho alfa se lo arrebatara casi enseguida (los alfa fracasaron en el descubrimiento del fue...
El típico vn, vestidito negro: el equivalente indumentario de las armas nucleares.
Dovevi comportati bene con il prossimo, anche con i leccapiedi. E se:a) Credevi che Gesù fosse il Figlio di Diob) Credevi che fosse venuto a salvarti dal peccatoc) Riconoscevi la presenza dello Spirit...
Doing what he wanted to do and his boundless affinity for everything made Clay Demodocus a happy guy, but he was also shrewd enough not to be too open about his happiness. Animals might put up with th...
Do not bonk the Juliette
Cuando no tienes buenos argumentos, a veces es mejor darle la vuelta a la tortilla y ponerte a preguntar tú. Lo aprendí en la clase de Introducción a los medios de comunicación.
Chapter 8, Dinner With the Vampire:Is there something wrong with your food?
At tooth fairy, Sophie popped her head out the door. I will smack that bitch up and take her bag of quarters! I will not be fucked with!
Are you absolutely sure you want to do this? Seems like maybe it would make more sense to call in a SWAT team or Special Forces. That won’t work, isn’t Special Forces where everyone gets a hug? Charli...
And without guilt and dread, who am I?
And whence do you hail? From Bonking, sire. Well, yes, lad, as do we all, said Lear, but from what town?
And in retrospect, the flannel shirt may have been a mistake. He looked like he’d shown up at the sacrificial mass of the damned ready to fix the dishwasher.
An original thought would crack your feeble skull like a thunderbolt, you craven vulture.
All men are evil, that’s what I was talking to my father about. What did he say? Fuck ’em.
Ah, Lazarus, said the Emperor, scratching his charge behind the ears, if we had even half the courage of our small comrade, we would go into that drain and find him. But what are we without him, our c...