You know those people in the movies who can just stop their lives to fall in love, chase after being in love like they don’t have anything else to do? Yeah. We’re not those people. I have to get to wo...
You should never pass up an opportunity to be kind. You should never not thank someone. You should never not say something nice when you think it.
Why understand when you can believe?
Why write a song when no one can play the notes or understand the lyrics?
Why, I’ll bet my uncle Davey could take you out in the first round, ya macaroon.
Wiggly Charlie lived in a big house with his friends Audrey and Big Charlie. He liked mozzarella cheese sticks, chasing his tennis ball, and putting his purple wizard hat on his willy and pretending t...
Winter denial: therein lay the key to California Schadenfreude--the secret joy that the rest of the country feels at the misfortune of California. The country said: Look at them, with their fitness an...
With influence comes power, with power, abuse. Jakan was only the son of a Pharisee. He was only two years older than Joshua and me, but he was well on his way to mastering cruelty. If there is a sing...
Within twelve hours they had pulled mankind's teeth. Then the hunting began.
Words, words, words, a million million words circle in my head like hawks, waiting to dive onto the page to rend and tear the only two words I want to write.Why me?
Ydych chi'n cymryd cerdynnau credid? said the highwayman, no doubt trying to frighten me further, his consonants chained like anal beads strung out of hell's own bunghole.
Yeah, and don't think it's easy finding Ray-Bans in a fruit-bat medium.
Yeah, that's right, Lash. Because I'm Chinese I have a deep-seated need to nosh house pets. Now why don't you let him in before my inner Chinaman forces me to kung-fu your bitch ass.
You are my desire.
You bitch! You killed me! You suck!
You can only eat so much white cake.
You can't just accidentally penis somebody.
You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's syndrome.
You cannot believe what you do not believe, Rumi siad. I am an Untouchable because my karma dictates it.
Entiendo que te sientas obligado a defender tus pecados favoritos,
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