In the blink of an eye my beauty becomes but a feast for worms, and I, a forgotten sigh in a sea of nothingness.
It wasn't so much like the hands of time had stood still here, more like they'd been thrown in the air in exasperation, the clock declaring whatever! I'm outta here.
What kind of sociopathic fuck-weasel would do all the puzzles in Highlights in pen.
A little mucus is nothing against the power of the Lord.
Alive, Kimi interrupted. I get you out of typhoon alive and you just yell and say bad things. I quit. You get new navigator. Roberto say you mean, nasty, Chevy-driving, milk-drinking, American dog f*c...
An original thought would crack your feeble skull like a thunderbolt, you craven vulture.
And an inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito.
And there were hundreds of singular events experienced by individuals: creatures moving in the shadows, voices and screams from the sewer grates, milk souring, cats scratching owners, dogs howling, an...
At tooth fairy, Sophie popped her head out the door. I will smack that bitch up and take her bag of quarters! I will not be fucked with!
Chet looked like a big-eyed, potbellied, protohuman in fur-lined, duct-tape space boots - the feline love child of Gollum and Dobby the house-elf.
Compassion is the same way,' Joshua said. 'That's what the yeti knew. He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without though or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think...
Confucius is like the Torah, rules to follow. And Lao-Tzu is even more conservative, saying that if you do nothing you won't break any rules. You have to let tradition fall sometime, you have to take...
Crimson, made from the blood of Romanian virgins.Really? said Henri. his head was spinning and he had to lean on his cane to steady himself.No, not really. But it is Romanian. Made from beetles handpi...
Die Behauptung, daß Effrom nicht besonders gut kochen konnte, war eine Untertreibung von ähnlichem Kaliber wie die Feststellung, daß es sich bei Völkermord um eine nicht besonders erfolgversprechende...
Doing what he wanted to do and his boundless affinity for everything made Clay Demodocus a happy guy, but he was also shrewd enough not to be too open about his happiness. Animals might put up with th...
Dovevi comportati bene con il prossimo, anche con i leccapiedi. E se:a) Credevi che Gesù fosse il Figlio di Diob) Credevi che fosse venuto a salvarti dal peccatoc) Riconoscevi la presenza dello Spirit...
Enchantment and seduction were fine means of persuasion, but when time is short, an awkward but quick concussion could better serve a girl's purpose.
Every guy can basically be boiled down to what he wants and what he’s afraid of.
Everyone is happier if they have someone to look down on, as well as someone to look up to. Especially if they resent both.
FYI, when I type WTF, you are supposed to read Same with OMG, and OMFG, which are and Only a completely lame Disney Channel nimnode pronounces the letters.
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