What a bawdy bitch is fate when the best bit of a bloke's day is a brace of bloody mermaid murders.
What if he isn’t really the last of his kind, but the first of ours?
When he was reading he could fly away into the wildest skies of imagination, untethered to the reality that his soul was trapped in a wretched creature cobbled together from meat and bone, like us all...
When your best friend is the son of God, you get tired of losing every argument.
Why are you lying on the floor? Solidarity. And we ran out of cognac. This is my preferred out of cognac posture.
Why, I’ll bet my uncle Davey could take you out in the first round, ya macaroon.
Wiggly Charlie lived in a big house with his friends Audrey and Big Charlie. He liked mozzarella cheese sticks, chasing his tennis ball, and putting his purple wizard hat on his willy and pretending t...
Will there be heinous fuckery, Pocket?
With influence comes power, with power, abuse. Jakan was only the son of a Pharisee. He was only two years older than Joshua and me, but he was well on his way to mastering cruelty. If there is a sing...
Words, words, words, a million million words circle in my head like hawks, waiting to dive onto the page to rend and tear the only two words I want to write.Why me?
Yeah, that's right, Lash. Because I'm Chinese I have a deep-seated need to nosh house pets. Now why don't you let him in before my inner Chinaman forces me to kung-fu your bitch ass.
You do not cause death, you do not prevent death, you are a servant of Destiny, not its agent. Get over yourself.
You don't have to tell him anything, Asher,' Lily said, obviously renewing her loyalty in spite of his douche wafflosity.
You don't hurry a thinker, and you don't talk to him when he's thinking. It's just inconsiderate.
You don’t have to explain why a character pulled the kid from the freezing river, but there better be a pretty good reason why he held that kid under.
You know, there's a 12 step program for gambling. You should look into that.Twelve steps. Coyote laughed. I'll bet I can do it in six.
You must find a place on a woman's body and live there. In the dark, the noise far away, Sam ran his hands over Calliope's body and the world of work and worry seemed to move away. He found two depres...
You see, I explained to Joshua, what Joy is doing is ironic, yet that's not her intent. That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You...
You tell soldiers what they need to hear to go to war. Bitches need a mission, not a goal.
You think too much. Thinking will bring you nothing but suffering. Be simple.
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