He didn’t understand religion. It was like heroin or golf: He knew a lot of people did it, but he didn’t understand why.
FYI, when I type WTF, you are supposed to read Same with OMG, and OMFG, which are and Only a completely lame Disney Channel nimnode pronounces the letters.
Everyone at the bar turned toward The Breeze and waited, as if the next few words he spoke would reveal the true meaning of life, the winning numbers of the lottery, and the unlisted phone number of G...
Every guy can basically be boiled down to what he wants and what he’s afraid of.
En la tienda de mascotas eligió dos tortugas pintadas, cada una de ellas del ancho aproximado de la tapa de un frasco de mayonesa. Compró para ellas una bandeja grande en forma de riñón que tenía su p...
En efecto, fue un macho beta sumamente habilidoso quien descubrió el fuego, aunque, como era de esperar, un macho alfa se lo arrebatara casi enseguida (los alfa fracasaron en el descubrimiento del fue...
El típico vn, vestidito negro: el equivalente indumentario de las armas nucleares.
Earth was totally unprepared for an enemy made of meat.
Doing what he wanted to do and his boundless affinity for everything made Clay Demodocus a happy guy, but he was also shrewd enough not to be too open about his happiness. Animals might put up with th...
Do not be afraid Everyone before you has died You cannot stay Any more than a baby can stay forever in the womb Leave behind all you know All you love Leave behind pain
Crimson, made from the blood of Romanian virgins.Really? said Henri. his head was spinning and he had to lean on his cane to steady himself.No, not really. But it is Romanian. Made from beetles handpi...
Compassion is the same way,' Joshua said. 'That's what the yeti knew. He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without though or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think...
Chet looked like a big-eyed, potbellied, protohuman in fur-lined, duct-tape space boots - the feline love child of Gollum and Dobby the house-elf.
At tooth fairy, Sophie popped her head out the door. I will smack that bitch up and take her bag of quarters! I will not be fucked with!
And in retrospect, the flannel shirt may have been a mistake. He looked like he’d shown up at the sacrificial mass of the damned ready to fix the dishwasher.
An original thought would crack your feeble skull like a thunderbolt, you craven vulture.
All women are the same; a man needs to simply find his ideal and marry her to have all the women in the world.
Alive, Kimi interrupted. I get you out of typhoon alive and you just yell and say bad things. I quit. You get new navigator. Roberto say you mean, nasty, Chevy-driving, milk-drinking, American dog f*c...
Ah, Lazarus, said the Emperor, scratching his charge behind the ears, if we had even half the courage of our small comrade, we would go into that drain and find him. But what are we without him, our c...
A gentleman can't even discuss fucking philosophy without you puritanical twats casting judgmental glances at his tackle d'amore.