JULY
I’ve known him for seventy years. I’ll vouch for his lack of character
I’m Asian. She wasn’t Asian, but there would be a metric fuckload of Asian girls on the bridge for him to think were her. Ten minutes. Don’t jump, okay?
It’s as if Joshua springs forth full grown from the head of Zeus. (Okay, bad metaphor, but you know what I mean.)
It's about average for us. Behavior always draws more than survey. We're the sexy ones,' Nate said with a grin.Amy snorted. 'Oh, yeah, you guys are the Mae Wests of the nerd world.'We're action nerds,...
In the East they taught us that all suffering comes from desire, and that rough beast would stalk me through my life, but on that afternoon, and for a time after, I touched grace.
In order to hold off the Forces of Darkness, you will need a number two pencil and a calendar, preferably one without pictures of kitties on it.
I've tried to get the angel to watch MTV so I can learn the vocabulary of your music, but even with the gift of tongues, I'm having trouble learning to speak hip-hop. Why is it that one can busta rhym...
I have followed my penis into helland returned with the story.
Hope is merely another face of desire.
His words were: hello, good-bye, yes, no, please, thank you, okay, sorry, and suck my dick. He
He preferred to not think of his mother as having hips. He preferred to not think of her as a woman at all, more as a traveling mass of loving annoyance - a mother-shaped storm that inhabited the bake...
He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell. That was his gift.
He looked like he’d shown up at the sacrificial mass of the damned ready to fix the dishwasher.
He is angry when he leave today. Like bear, said Mrs. Korjev, who was possessed of an atavistic compulsion toward ursine simile.
He had a plan—and a bus pass with four more days left on it—so this son of a bitch had picked the wrong guy to fuck with.
He didn’t understand religion. It was like heroin or golf: He knew a lot of people did it, but he didn’t understand why.
Green eggs, or not green eggs? That is the question. Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to eat them in a box, with a fox—
Funny how the illusion of safety can make us careless.
FYI, when I type WTF, you are supposed to read Same with OMG, and OMFG, which are and Only a completely lame Disney Channel nimnode pronounces the letters.