After all the evidence is in--after you've run all the facts by everything you know--and you're still lost, you have to do some things on faith.
Abby Von Normal - And I'm like, Don't change the subject, Kung Pao, what I want to know is if you're ready to spend some up-close and personal time with ninety pounds of barbarian woman-flesh! Sorry,...
ALTHOUGH HE WOULD NOT REMEMBER IT, WHEN LUCIEN WAS BORN, the first thing he saw as he peeked over the edge of the world was Madame Lessard’s bunghole. Well that can’t be right, he thought. And he thou...
A theory has no better time than when it's lying there naked, pure, unsullied by facts.
A little mucus is nothing against the power of the Lord.
. . You seem upset, Charlie. Is something wrong?Charlie: No, no, I’m okay, I just had to take directions from a mute beaver in a fez to get here, it’s unsettling.
¿Por qué los hombres nunca están preparados para la radiación tóxica de después de hacer el amor? ¿Por qué no pueden pasarla sin convertirse en quejicas distantes o en capullos agresivos? No entienden...
The preferable way to treat one another is with love and kindness; that pursuit of material gain is ultimately empty when measured against eternity; and that somehow, as human beings, we are all conne...
Doch ihre Gegenwart hatte in ihm stets das Gefühl ausgelöst, daß seine eheliche Treue lediglich eine absurde Wahnvorstellung war.
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Your soul may be more evolved than you are right now. If a kid fails tenth grade, do you make him repeat grades K through nine? No, I guess not. No, you just make him start over at the beginning of te...
You're right, I have taught you nothing. I could teach you nothing. Everything that you needed was already there. You simply needed the word for it. Some need Kali and Shiva to destroy the world so th...
You think too much. Thinking will bring you nothing but suffering. Be simple.
You see, I explained to Joshua, what Joy is doing is ironic, yet that's not her intent. That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You...
Wiggly Charlie lived in a big house with his friends Audrey and Big Charlie. He liked mozzarella cheese sticks, chasing his tennis ball, and putting his purple wizard hat on his willy and pretending t...
Why are you lying on the floor? Solidarity. And we ran out of cognac. This is my preferred out of cognac posture.
Which isn’t, like, as bad as it sounds, because the general public kind of sucks ass.
What a bawdy bitch is fate when the best bit of a bloke's day is a brace of bloody mermaid murders.
The key to retaining their respect was to find out what they wanted to do, then tell them to do it.
The entire town of Monte Rio consisted of a gas station and a tire-flattened raccoon.