Everything is a story. What is there but stories? Stories are the only truth.
Evolution doesn’t really have a destination. It’s just dicking around with possibilities.
Fate does not favor the dim.
Fine, fuck it, Clay said, tossing the plate into the yard. The chicken parts bounced nicely, breading themselves with a light coating of sand, ants, and dried grass. When did chicken become like pluto...
For it is written that if the wise man appears always stupid, his failures do not disappoint, and his success gives pleasant surprise.
For it is written that ‘if the wise man always appears stupid, his failures do not disappoint, and his success gives pleasant surprise.
Funny how the illusion of safety can make us careless.
Getting a rise out of him was like trying to give a handjob to a parking meter: you were going to end up frustrated and exhausted long before a cop came along to haul you away.
God is a comedian playing to an audience that is afraid to laugh. VOLTAIRE
God is a comedian playing to an audience that is afraid to laugh.
He didn’t understand religion. It was like heroin or golf: He knew a lot of people did it, but he didn’t understand why.
He is angry when he leave today. Like bear, said Mrs. Korjev, who was possessed of an atavistic compulsion toward ursine simile.
He looked like he’d shown up at the sacrificial mass of the damned ready to fix the dishwasher.
He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell. That was his gift.
He preferred to not think of his mother as having hips. He preferred to not think of her as a woman at all, more as a traveling mass of loving annoyance - a mother-shaped storm that inhabited the bake...
He wanted her to experience all the glorious cheese of life.
He was very desperate for Audrey not to think of him as a bad guy. Like most Beta Males, he didn’t realize that being a good guy was not necessarily an attraction to women.
Heartbreak is the natural habitat of the Beta Male.
His words were: hello, good-bye, yes, no, please, thank you, okay, sorry, and suck my dick. He
Holy ripened fuckcheese!
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