Christopher Moore Quote

The woman raised her voice. I said, what are you doing?Tommy kept typing and looked up. Pardon me, I was ignoring you. What did you say?What are you doing? She repeated.It's a note. Let me read it for you. 'Couldn't anyone else see that they were all slaves of Satan? I had to cleanse the world of their evil. I am the hand of God. Why else would security have let me into the building with an assault rifle in my suitcase? I am a divine instrument.' Tommy paused and looked up. That's all I have so far, but I'll guess I end it with an apology to my mom. What do you think?She smiled as if hiding gas pains and handed him an envelope.

Christopher Moore

The woman raised her voice. I said, what are you doing?Tommy kept typing and looked up. Pardon me, I was ignoring you. What did you say?What are you doing? She repeated.It's a note. Let me read it for you. 'Couldn't anyone else see that they were all slaves of Satan? I had to cleanse the world of their evil. I am the hand of God. Why else would security have let me into the building with an assault rifle in my suitcase? I am a divine instrument.' Tommy paused and looked up. That's all I have so far, but I'll guess I end it with an apology to my mom. What do you think?She smiled as if hiding gas pains and handed him an envelope.

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