What a bawdy bitch is fate when the best bit of a bloke's day is a brace of bloody mermaid murders.
If we were not impressed by job titles, suits, and jargon, we would demand that financial advisors show us their personal bank statements before they tell us what we could or should do with our own mo...
One can talk good and shower down roses, but it's the receiver that has to walk through the thorns, and all its false expectations.
Before you're given what you want, you'll first be tested with what you don't really want.
To be a leader, take action and be an example. To be an adviser, be wise.
S.T.O.P. = Start To Open Possibilities
Success is hard, rewards are scant and the glory not always there.
The most attractive thing about you should have less to do with your face or body and more to do with your attitude and how you treat people.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
I am all that hath been, and is, and shall be; and my veil no mortal has hitherto raised.
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.