Back in the buffalo days, the Cheyenne prophet Sweet Medicine had seen a vision of men with hair on their faces who would come bringing a white sand that was poison to Indians. The prophecy had come t...
Any freedom that can be given can be taken away.
Angels are just pretty insects.
And then I see that the old vampyre is charred like Wile E. Coyote after a bad rocket shoes test.
An air force general with so many campaign medals on his uniform that it looked like someone was losing a game of mah-jongg on his chest.
Amy called the whale punkin.
Alpha Males may lead the armies of the world, but it’s the Betas who actually get the shit blowed up.
All fear comes from trying to see the future, Biff. If you know what is coming, you aren't afraid.
Abby Von Normal - And I'm like, Don't change the subject, Kung Pao, what I want to know is if you're ready to spend some up-close and personal time with ninety pounds of barbarian woman-flesh! Sorry,...
ALTHOUGH HE WOULD NOT REMEMBER IT, WHEN LUCIEN WAS BORN, the first thing he saw as he peeked over the edge of the world was Madame Lessard’s bunghole. Well that can’t be right, he thought. And he thou...
A gentleman can't even discuss fucking philosophy without you puritanical twats casting judgmental glances at his tackle d'amore.
¿Por qué los hombres nunca están preparados para la radiación tóxica de después de hacer el amor? ¿Por qué no pueden pasarla sin convertirse en quejicas distantes o en capullos agresivos? No entienden...
What kind of sociopathic fuck-weasel would do all the puzzles in Highlights in pen.
Fármacos y el perdón pueden convertir el morir en un momento gozoso:
Cuanto antes confiesas tus errores, antes puedes irte a cometer más.
Antes de que la propia anchura de la punta de plástico interrumpiese
Another hospice worker—another of the amazing women that Charlie had seen in the homes of the dying, helping to deliver them into the next world with as much comfort and dignity and even joy as they c...
You bitch! You killed me! You suck!
Toda libertad que puede ser concedida, también puede ser suprimida.
There is no such thing as a conservative hero.