It is accepted science that God himself gave the French the gift of their cuisine, and while he was downstairs, cursed the English with theirs.
Is it the fault of a girl bright with the light of romance that she falls in love with a rascal? Is the love any less pure? Any less heartfelt? Any less painful when lost?
IKEA, chanted the dead. First we feast, then IKEA. First we feast, then IKEA.
I'm fucked.We're fucked. Together. Like Romeo and Juliet, only we get to be in a sequel.
I would paint more farms, said Toulouse-Lautrec, but they always put them so far from the bar.
I would not have Drool reading Cicero or crafting clever riddles, but under my tutelage he had become more than fair at tumbling and juggling, could belch a song, and was, at court, at least as entert...
I fear you may become a lonely man, even in the company of others.
Holy ripened fuckcheese!
He was very desperate for Audrey not to think of him as a bad guy. Like most Beta Males, he didn’t realize that being a good guy was not necessarily an attraction to women.
God is a comedian playing to an audience that is afraid to laugh.
God is a comedian playing to an audience that is afraid to laugh. VOLTAIRE
Getting a rise out of him was like trying to give a handjob to a parking meter: you were going to end up frustrated and exhausted long before a cop came along to haul you away.
Everything is a story. What is there but stories? Stories are the only truth.
Do not seek death. Death will find you. But seek the road which makes death a fulfillment. —Dag Hammarskjöld
Do not be afraid Everyone before you has died You cannot stay Any more than a baby can stay forever in the womb Leave behind all you know All you love Leave behind pain
Do not be afraid Everyone before you has died You cannot stay Any more than a baby can stay forever in the womb Leave behind all you know All you love Leave behind pain and suffering This is what Deat...
Crimson, made from the blood of Romanian virgins.Really? said Henri. his head was spinning and he had to lean on his cane to steady himself.No, not really. But it is Romanian. Made from beetles handpi...
Compassion is the same way,' Joshua said. 'That's what the yeti knew. He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without though or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think...
Charlie noted that more and more lately, he had a hard time resisting the urge to fuck with people, especially when they insisted upon behaving like idiots.
Before we knew it a year had passed, then two more, and we were celebrating the passage of Joshua’s seventeenth birthday in the fortress. Balthasar had the girls prepare a feast of Chinese delicacies...