Lonliness evaporated off of them like the steam off dry ice, and by morning it was just a cloud on the ceiling of the room, then gone with the light.
Life is messy. Would that every puzzle piece fell into place, every word was kind, every accident happy, but such is not the case. Life is messy
Liebe - von allen fiesen Streichen, die einem die Ironie des Lebens so spielt, der bei weitem fieseste.
I’ll be fine. The ready kit you packed covered everything, I think. In fact, I may not even need the fire extinguisher.
It’s like he has this power over me—like I have an eating disorder and he’s a package of Oreo Double Stuff cookies.
It was the sound of a thousand hungry children crying, ten thousand widows tearing their hair over their husband's graves, a chorus of angels singing the last dirge on the day of God's death.
If you have come to these pages for laughter, may you find it.If you are here to be offended, may your ire rise and your blood boil.If you seek an adventure, may this song sing you away to blissful es...
I've got to think that that was unethical, Joshua said.Josh, faking demonic possession is like a mustard seed.How is it like a mustard seed?You don't know, do you? Doesn't seem at all like a mustard s...
I would have looked away, should have, but I had never seen a green one. A weaker man might have plucked out his own eyes, but being a philosopher, I knew the sight could never be unseen, so I perseve...
I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.
I want to be Moses. You can’t. Why not? I have the stick. Oh.
I think this is a bodhi tree, I said, just like Buddha sat under! It’s so exciting. I’m feeling sort of enlightened just standing here. Really, I can feel ripe bodhies squishing between my toes. Joshu...
I may be small, but Im not a child to be afraid of a pretended demon speaking in tongues. Im a lapsed Christian and a pagan of convenience. The worst I can do on my conscience is cut your throat and a...
How we doing on the Beatitudes? Pardon me? The blesseds. We’ve got: Blessed are those who hunger and thirst after righteousness; blessed are the poor in spirit, the pure in heart, the whiners, the mee...
Heartbreak is the natural habitat of the Beta Male.
He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.
He had risked his freedom and his pride to buy her this, to acknowledge that part of her that everyone else seemed to want to get rid of.
Flood legó al mundo una estela de libros magníficos y de corazones rotos, y aunque es bien sabido que el amor de su vida fue también su perdición, nunca se arrepintió de ello, como demuestra su discur...
Fine, as the tailor said to the broke and naked knight, suit yourself.
Everyone is happier if they have someone else to look down on, as well as someone to look up to, especially if they resent both.