Nothing says Christmas like a burning meth lab.
Oh, Bassanio is so handsome. As is his friend. Do you fancy him? Do you jest? I was lucky not to be sliding on the slippery floor next to you. That is not why I slipped.
Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, and that's never going to happen again.
People thought I was one of those people who beats their kid in department stores. Don’t be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It’s the ones who jus...
Protect and served, lunch—SFPD motto.
She's so obnoxious. Like a whole Saturday night drunk tank full of obnoxious packed into one little body. Detective Cavuto
She's studying the Existentialists this month. Asked for a study day last week to kill an Arab on the beach.
Snake eyes! the croupier said. Lizard dick! Coyote shouted back.This sent me to convulsions.
So Now You're Death: Here's What You'll Need
So know this, little one. Whether you are the Messiah, or you become a rabbi, or even if you are nothing more than a farmer, here is the sum of all I can teach you, and all that I know: treat others a...
So nerds rule.
The measure of a man's power is the depth of his mercy.
The night was crisp and the stars shone with a cold blue light like loneliness or infinity.
The woman raised her voice. I said, what are you doing?Tommy kept typing and looked up. Pardon me, I was ignoring you. What did you say?What are you doing? She repeated.It's a note. Let me read it for...
There's something out on the wing.Sir I can assure you that--Fuck, there's something out on the wing.Told you.
There’s no such thing as a conservative hero.’ He was wise, that old man.
This is fucking magic, she thought. This isn't some story out of one of Tommy's books. This isn't something you can experiment with in the bathroom. This is not natural, and whatever I am, it isn't na...
Trust your faith, Peter, I yelled. If you doubt you won’t be able to do it. Then Peter stepped with both feet onto the surface of the water, and for a split second he stood there. And we were all amaz...
Venice took on the feeling of a city paved with black glass, the odd lantern, torch, or candle reflecting in the canals like distant windows into hell, the crescent moon throwing silver scythes across...
WARNINGThis is a bawdy tale. Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity, as well as non-traditional gram...
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