Foo shuddered. It had been less than an hour since the cops led Abby away and already he missed her like a severed limb. It was embarrassing. How could hormones and hydrostatic pressure make you feel...
Everyone is happier if they have someone else to look down on, as well as someone to look up to, especially if they resent both.
Don't be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just let their kids wreak havoc that everybody hates.
Disorder in here harshing my mellow.
Creep we did, until we were just outside the halo of firelight. Three bent-backed hags were walking a slow circle around a large cauldron, dropping in twisted bits of this and that as they chanted. Do...
Creatures of the night were rising from their resting places and venturing forth to feed on their unsuspecting victims.
Charlie Asher: I accidently shagged a monk last night.Minty Fresh: Sometimes, in times of crisis, that shit cannot be avoided.
Change comes through action. Balthasar once said to me, There’s no such thing as a conservative hero.
But I have known many women--many women indeed, and it is in their nature to confound us, Othello. They are all by their natures lovely lunatics.
Anger is the spirits telling you that you are alive.
And I’m all, Do you want to get coffee? I have a bag of blood and ten thousand dollars in my messenger. The nosferatu can totally drink lattes as long as they put some blood in it, unless they’re lact...
A woman’s magazine quiz:Question: You decide to do the dread deed and just as things are starting to get hot he comes, rolls over, and asks, Was it good for you?You:a. Say, God, yes! That was the best...
A thousand years of torture rule, The knave who dares to harm a fool. I
—Pues no te la mojes, Pedro. Ven conmigo. Camina sobre las aguas.
¡eres como si Insoportable e Irritante hubieran tenido un hijo por el culo!
If the wise man always appears stupid, his failures do not disappoint, and his success gives pleasant surprise.
He'd replace the window, but the kid was sleeping in his room from now until she was thirty and married to a huge guy with ninja skills.
Chaos is the condition between order and disorder, the transition between one system and another.
Cercana, como era Joppa… ¿Quién sabe cómo habrían influido esos aspectos en Cristo cuando era niño? Hay historiadores que defienden que Yeshua de Nazaret habría
Bet he was myrrh, said Josh. Bastard, he brings the cheapest gift and now he wants to sodomize me. My mother told me the myrrh went bad after a week too. Did I mention that Joshua was not a myrrh fan?