Das Leben war Handeln, es gab keinen Frieden diesseits des Grabes.
Creep we did, until we were just outside the halo of firelight. Three bent-backed hags were walking a slow circle around a large cauldron, dropping in twisted bits of this and that as they chanted. Do...
Charlie guardò con più attenzione il roditore che la bimba aveva sbattuto sul vassoio, quasi volesse renderne più tenera la carne. La testolina sembrava fradicia. In bocca. Se lo è messo in bocca. Aff...
But she’s a redhead, so she’s probably evil, even at her tender age.
Blessed are the minimarshmallows, the angel said, swooning a little.
Beta Male gene has survived not by meeting and overcoming adversity, but by anticipating and avoiding it.
Animals might put up with that smiley shit, but people will eventually kill you for it.
And thus he found his single source of joy in the society of other people: frightening the girls with his penis.
Christmas Amnesty. You can fall out of contact with a friend, fail to return calls, ignore e-mails, avoid eye contact at the Thrifty-Mart, forget birthdays, anniversaries, and reunions, and if you sho...
There comes a point where you’ll find something out, where you’ll see something, or where something will suddenly come together, and you’ll realize that you know something that no one else in the worl...
Soy un infiel descreído de Dios. Al menos, así voté en las últimas elecciones.
Políticos: vociferantes putas de la retórica.
It was cruel of her to spend her only time in contact with the outside world telling lies to a little boy, but then, the first story that Mother Basil had told me was about a talking snake who gave ta...
If the wise man always appears stupid, his failures do not disappoint, and his success gives pleasant surprise.
Couldn’t be more Scottish if it was painted blue and smelled of burning peat and your ginger sister.
Careful not to ogle her wares, as dames often do not care for that, even when it is evident that they have spent no little time and effort preparing their wares for ogling.
You’re going to need more than that to usher in the kingdom of God, Josh, no offense. We can’t go home with, ‘Hi, I’m the Messiah, God wanted you to have this bacon.
You're going to break my heart, aren't you?
You whoreson scalawag! said I. You flesh-turd dropped stinking from the poxy arsehole of a hare-lipped harlot!
You want broccoli? asked Mrs. Korjev.Is there orange broccoli? Sophie asked.Green broccoli is good for you, make you strong, like bear.But it's not vegan.We put on Cheez Whiz, make vegan for you.Okay,...