No. Tommy turned and headed toward the door. As he reached it he turned and said, I'm not fucked. The Sartre reader looked up from his book and said, We all are. We all are.
Which isn’t, like, as bad as it sounds, because the general public kind of sucks ass.
Okey dokey, fire up the blender, let's make a furry-flurry smoothie out of that squirrel!
Pursuit of material gain is ultimately empty when measured against eternity;
The little people parted and two of them carried a tray with the head of an animal Wiggley Charlie didn't recognize down an aisle. (It was the head of an opossum, but the o was silent, as often happen...
While Alpha Males are often gifted with superior physical attributes—size, strength, speed, good looks—selected by evolution over the eons by the strongest surviving and, essentially, getting all the...
Religion was supposed to be a matter of faith. Gods were not supposed to jump on your desk and snarl at you. They weren't supposed to sit in your office smoking cigarettes. God's didn't do anything. T...
A thousand years of torture rule, The knave who dares to harm a fool. I
Alpha Males may lead the armies of the world, but it’s the Betas who actually get the shit blowed up.
She looked like she was being towed through the store by two submarines, said Simon. Major hooters, said Troy Lee. Major-league hooters. Tommy said, Can’t you guys see more in a woman than T and A? No...
Blessed are the minimarshmallows, the angel said, swooning a little.
But I have known many women--many women indeed, and it is in their nature to confound us, Othello. They are all by their natures lovely lunatics.
But she’s a redhead, so she’s probably evil, even at her tender age.
Change comes through action.
Chrysler and stood him up behind the Ford, where
Cry havoc, and let slip the trousers of most outrageous bonkilation!
Funny how the illusion of safety can make us careless.
You know why those guys with the bagpipes have daggers on their belts, right? So they can stab themselves in the fucking legs to take their minds off the music.
The angel has confided in me that he is going to ask the Lord if he can become Spider-Man. [...] The children need heroes, he says. I think he just wants to swing from buildings in tight red jammies.
Mankind, I suppose, is designed to run on - to be motivated by - temptation. If progress is a virtue then this is our greatest gift. (For what is curiosity if not intellectual temptation? And what pro...
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