»Das Prinzip Moral verstehe ich nicht.«»Das überrascht mich nicht im geringsten.«
«El método científico no es más que una serie de reglas para que no nos mintamos los unos a los otros.» —Ken Norris
¡Por favor, por el amor de Dios, pon fin a este sufrimiento y fóllame o mátame!
Y más pálido que la Muerte follándose un muñeco de nieve.
Once brought a frog home, hoping to keep him as a pet. Not a large frog, a one-handed frog, quiet and well mannered. My mother made me release him, then cleanse myself in the immersion pool (the mikve...
Did you just say 'gee whiz' to me? what am I, nine? I am a woman
But even with the gift of tongues, I’m having trouble learning to speak hip-hop. Why is it that one can busta rhyme or busta move anywhere but you must busta cap in someone’s ass? Is ho always feminin...
Y’all got to love something. Y’all got to hate something. Y’all got to want something. Pissing on other people’s passion ’cause you trying to be cool just make you a coward—a
You should never pass up an opportunity to be kind. You should never not thank someone. You should never not say something nice when you think it. I don’t.
You see, my plan is working. For it is written that ‘if the wise man always appears stupid, his failures do not disappoint, and his success gives pleasant surprise.
While Alpha Males are often gifted with superior physical attributes—size, strength, speed, good looks—selected by evolution over the eons by the strongest surviving and, essentially, getting all the...
When it appeared that even the most passive-aggressive attempts would not work, Charlie resorted to the ultimate Beta Male Attack, which was to tolerate Alvin and Mohammed's presence, but to resent th...
Weetabix - a British cereal biscuit whose taste and texture are generally thought to be improved by the addition of monkey come.
Unless you can change the past, you’re wasting the present on this guilt
This is the Marina. This is where you go between the fraternity or sorority house and your first divorce. Look around, except for our waitress, who I guarantee doesn’t live in this neighborhood, it’s...
They are the fallen gods. The new gods are producers, creators, doers. The new gods are the chinless techno-children who would rather eat white sugar and watch science-fiction films than worry about w...
They are between. Not what they used to be, and not what they have become. In those times, they are nothing. And I am invisible, and I am nothing too. That is the true demimonde, Lucien, and the secre...
There are those who, deprived of physical beauty, develop a sincerity and beauty of spirit that seems to eclipse their appearance. They marry for love, stay married, and raise happy children who are q...
The only way to control the faithful is to not become one of them
The only difference between a pirate and a privateer is a flag,