Outside the bedroom Jane fumbled around and in her purse and produced a pack of cigarettes, but couldn’t figure out whether to smoke one or not. Holy Motown Jesus with Pips, what the fuck is going on...
Okey dokey, fire up the blender, let's make a furry-flurry smoothie out of that squirrel!
Oh, do fuck off. You Muslims and your aversion to drink. Fucking slaughter the greater part of the Western fucking world in Allah’s name, but someone wants to toast to your health and suddenly it’s al...
Nobody likes a dead whore.
No era tanto que las manecillas del tiempo se hubieran detenido allí, sino más bien como si se hubieran levantado, exasperadas, y el reloj hubiera exclamado: ¡Venga, coño! Yo me largo de aquí.
My experience weighs on me far more than my years show.
Mr. Fresh sat down on the stool behind the counter and stared into the eyes of the cardboard cutout of Cher, hoping to find answers there. But the bitch was holding out.
Life is messy. Would that every puzzle piece fell into place, every word was kind, every accident happy, but such is not the case. Life is messy. People, generally, suck.
Life is an irritation.
Las tres joyas del taoísmo son la compasión, la moderación y la humildad…
Joseph had regained his composure by now. Evidently, once you accept that your wife slept with God, extraordinary events seem sort of commonplace.
It was sometimes difficult to reconcile a man's talents with his personality.
It had been less than an hour since the cops led Abby away and already he missed her like a severed limb. It was embarrassing. How could hormones and hydrostatic pressure make you feel like this? Love
Il mattino dopo, il primo pensiero di Tuck fu: Ho un aereo da prendere. Il secondo: ho il cazzo rotto.Succede. Hai un'irritazione intima - emorroidi, crampi mestruali, malattie veneree, la vescica inf...
If you are going to learn, you need to forget what you know. - Pokey
If manta rays are going to be harmless, they should look more harmless, Pardee thought. Fuckers look like aquatic Draculas.
I know that even now, having watched enough television, you probably won't even refer to them as lepers so as to spare their feelings. You probably call them 'parts-dropping-off challenged' or somethi...
I have loved them all, with all my heart, and have learned many of their names.
I found you here, Augustus Brine, listening to the noise of the universe, holding in your heart a spark of hope, like all fishermen, but resolved to be disappointed.
Henceforth and from now on, I decree that whenever something bad happens to me, there shall be bunnies around. So it shall be written.