In fact, he sorely hoped that it would happen, because otherwise, the world made no sense, there was no justice, and life was just a tangled ball of chaos.
In Breeze’s business one got used to running across the skeletons in people’s closets. If Billy’s skeleton wore women’s underwear, it didn’t really matter. Homosexuality on Billy Winston was like acne...
If you have come to these pages for laughter, may you find it.If you are here to be offended, may your ire rise and your blood boil.If you seek an adventure, may this song sing you away to blissful es...
I said, said Lear, most pernicious monstress, perfect in her perfidy! Kent mimed a set of generous bosoms on himself and raised an eyebrow as if to ask, Boobs? I shrugged as if to say, Aye, boobs soun...
I like my tea like I like my men, Audrey said. Jane looked at her quizzically. Weak and green, Charlie said.
I have loved them all, with all my heart, and have learned many of their names.
I am not the blues, I am jazz. I want to be present in the moment, not wallow in it.
How could you deal with a creature as devious as woman.
Hey, you ever feel like you might just be the construct of an unyielding, all-seeing bureaucracy beyond our perception that is molding humanity to its own will and pleasure?
Henri was giggling now, barely able to contain himself. So I'm to shovel coal into my shoes hoping no one notices, while smoke and steam - what of the vapor? There's little more smoke than a cigar, an...
Have you never met anyone who works in a record store? There is no greater repository of unjustified arrogance in the world.
Every time you give them a new metaphor for the kingdom they see the metaphor, a mustard seed, a field, a garden, a vineyard, it’s like pointing something out to a cat - the cat looks at your finger,...
Every time a supermodel divorces her rock-star husband, the Beta Male secretly rejoices (or more accurately, feels great waves of unjustified hope), and every time a beautiful movie star marries, the...
Does a broken heart know from a different location?
Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh bells, oozing eggnog, reeking of pine, and threatening festive doom like a cold sore under the mist...
Charlie Asher: Mrs. Ling, is that duck wearing trousers?Mrs. Ling: Could be . . . . You hear of paper-wrap chicken? This duck in pants.
By the way, his name was Joshua. Jesus is the Greek translation of the Hebrew Yeshua, which is Joshua. Christ is not a last name. It’s the Greek for messiah, a Hebrew word meaning anointed. I have no...
Blessed are the minimarshmallows, the angel said, swooning a little.
And without guilt and dread, who am I?
Okay, you make eating hos sound pretty. talk poetry to me, writer boy.*