Macha.
Mankind, I suppose, is designed to run on - to be motivated by - temptation. If progress is a virtue then this is our greatest gift. (For what is curiosity if not intellectual temptation? And what pro...
Down bummer, Charlie said. just chill. he didn't know if chill was an official dog command, but it should be.
Maybe life is just easier if you're a little goofy...
Megaptera novaeangliae («Grandes alas de Nueva Inglaterra», la había denominado cierto científico, demostrando de este modo que los científicos también beben)
Meine Gunst? Ich sagte, er sei kein kompletter Schwachmat. Das ist keine Gunst, das ist nur ein wohlwollender Vergleich mit all den anderen, von denen du umgeben bist
Sweetheart, wake up; you've destroyed the house and I need you to suffer for it.
So nerds rule.
Habt Ihr nicht selbst ein Weib? Die holde Emilia?«»Deshalb weiß ich ja, wovon ich spreche. Lug und Trug in hübscher Hülle, das sind sie alle. Wehe dem Mann, der anders denkt und ihnen traut.
Sweet Pocket, you mustn’t ask about my life before I came here. What I am now, I have always been, and everything I am is here with you. Sweet Thalia, said I. That is a fiery flagon of dragon toss.
Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.
Most of us don't live our lives with one, integrated self that meets the world, we're a whole bunch of selves.
Mr. Asher, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. No, ma’am, I’m going to have to insist that you pass away, this instant. You’re overdue.
Mr. Asher, you can resist who you are for only so long. Finally, you just decide to go with fate.
Will smack that bitch up and take her bag of quarters! I will not be fucked with!
If you do your job and assume that everyone else is incompetent, you will seldom be disappointed.
Multiple Personality Barbie. She’s elegant, she’s fashionable, and she’s the reason that Ken has no genitals! Have fun, but remember to hide the sharp stuff!
You know why those guys with the bagpipes have daggers on their belts, right? So they can stab themselves in the fucking legs to take their minds off the music.
My kingdom for a razor-blade cowcatcher and Cuisinart wheel covers to cut my path through this herd of ignorant peasant meat, she thought. Then: Whoa, I guess I really do need the meds.
The only difference between a pirate and a privateer is a flag,
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