Look, I’ve always had an empty place in my life that I’ve alternatively tried to fill with food and penises, but now I have something.
A house is never small or empty, when filled with love.
Greatness can be contagious, but first there must be contact.
Do not be afraid of what should be afraid of you
One of these days, will become a this day. And that day, will be the preeminent of days to come.
Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.
Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers.
By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
The most attractive thing about you should have less to do with your face or body and more to do with your attitude and how you treat people.
Be nice to people... maybe it'll be unappreciated, unreciprocated, or ignored, but spread the love anyway. We rise by lifting others.