AtomicQuote

Christopher Moore Quote

You know, he doesn't have to be the only one bopped in the noggin when noggin-boppin' time rolls around.

Christopher Moore

You know, he doesn't have to be the only one bopped in the noggin when noggin-boppin' time rolls around.

Tags: warning

Related Quotes

Police Officer Angry Aggression Theory (POAAT) is why you need to video record the police before they shoot you. Always start the video camera at the first contact, as it can go sour at any time and w...

Steven Magee

Police Officer Angry Aggression Theory (POAAT) is why you need to video record the police before they shoot you. Always start the video camera at the first contact, as it can go sour at any time and w...

Tags: aggression, always, angry, any, before, camera, contact, fire, firearm, firearms

Excessive praise arises from the same bigotry matrix as excessive criticism.

Stefan Molyneux

Excessive praise arises from the same bigotry matrix as excessive criticism.

Tags: bigot, blacks, female, feminism, feminist, freedom, gender, logic, male, men

Don't bother to ring a bell in the ear that doesn't listen. Move to another ear, and if he doesn't listen to your bell, sit back and listen to his nemesis.

Michael Bassey Johnson

Don't bother to ring a bell in the ear that doesn't listen. Move to another ear, and if he doesn't listen to your bell, sit back and listen to his nemesis.

Tags: advice, behaviour, bell, characters, cliche, idiosyncracy, listening, mediocre people, michael bassey johnson, minding your own business

Clocks were invented to warn us. Tick (time is passing). Tock (time has passed).

Kamand Kojouri

Clocks were invented to warn us. Tick (time is passing). Tock (time has passed).

Tags: clock, day, hour, hourglass, invent, invented, invention, kamand, kamand kojouri, kojouri

If a negative viewer looks at you with an ugly fiendish eye, find a way and pluck off his eyes, or better still, protect your good image.

Michael Bassey Johnson

If a negative viewer looks at you with an ugly fiendish eye, find a way and pluck off his eyes, or better still, protect your good image.

Tags: anger, attack, bad, callous, calumny, caution, courage, defence, demonic, destroyer

I am not afraid of people who say all the wrong things that make others gasp in disbelief. I am afraid of the people who say all the right things that make others bow in admiration. It is incredibly e...

C. JoyBell C.

I am not afraid of people who say all the wrong things that make others gasp in disbelief. I am afraid of the people who say all the right things that make others bow in admiration. It is incredibly e...

Tags: authenticity, bad people, beware, deception, evil, genuineness, good people, guidance, two facedness, warning

Lots of people use good character and moral standing as a brand name. They know it's what people like, they want people to like them, so they wear it as one would wear a quality brand shirt. Putting i...

C. JoyBell C.

Lots of people use good character and moral standing as a brand name. They know it's what people like, they want people to like them, so they wear it as one would wear a quality brand shirt. Putting i...

Tags: bad people, character, deception, good people, two facedness, warning, wisdom

If a man tells you he's an asshole & that you deserve better, believe him...it's a warning. It's best you listen before he proves it to you.

April Mae Monterrosa

If a man tells you he's an asshole & that you deserve better, believe him...it's a warning. It's best you listen before he proves it to you.

Tags: assholery, cheaters, dating, douche bag, friends with benefits, inconsistent men, jerks, relationships, warning

The instinct of self-deception in human beings makes them try to banish from their minds dangers of which at the bottom they are perfectly aware by declaring them nonexistent, and a warning such as mi...

Stefan Zweig

The instinct of self-deception in human beings makes them try to banish from their minds dangers of which at the bottom they are perfectly aware by declaring them nonexistent, and a warning such as mi...

Tags: awaiting, aware, awareness, banish, cheap optimism, cowardice, danger, dangers, food, human beings

Don't let a thief into your house three times. The first time was enough. The second time was a chance. The third time means you're stupid.

C. JoyBell C.

Don't let a thief into your house three times. The first time was enough. The second time was a chance. The third time means you're stupid.

Tags: advice, dealing with people, friendships, guidance, life and living, people, relationships, thieves, warning, wisdom