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A twenty-minute eulogy, unless composed by a) William Shakespeare, b) Winston Churchill, or c) Mark Twain, is sixteen minutes too long. Technical note: It is better to tell a eulogist to speak for four minutes not five minutes. Five minutes to the modern ear sounds like around five minutes, whereas four minutes means four minutes.

Christopher Buckley

A twenty-minute eulogy, unless composed by a) William Shakespeare, b) Winston Churchill, or c) Mark Twain, is sixteen minutes too long. Technical note: It is better to tell a eulogist to speak for four minutes not five minutes. Five minutes to the modern ear sounds like around five minutes, whereas four minutes means four minutes.

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About Christopher Buckley

Christopher or Chris Buckley may refer to:

Christopher Buckley (novelist) (born 1952), American political satirist
Christopher Buckley (poet) (born 1948), American poet
Christopher Buckley (journalist) (1905–1950), British journalist and historian
Chris Buckley (footballer) (1886–1973), English football player
Christopher Augustine Buckley (1845–1922), American political boss