“ There is something about a man with a beard I cannot stand. No particular reason for it. Prejudice, I suppose. I feel the same way about cats. Charles Willeford
“ Outside of taking care of a man’s needs, women don’t get much pleasure out of life, anyways. Charles Willeford
“ I can't see any point to hanging around a Burger King all day, no matter how much money you make. .... I'll tell you why. Your life would depend on the random desires of people who wanted a hamburger.… Charles Willeford
“ By the end of a short walk, the septic tip of a cane probably collects enough germs to destroy a small city. Charles Willeford
“ Anymore cutting and the movie would be as silly as cutting a condensed Reader's Digest novel. Charles Willeford
“ I'm not going to ruin my movie because of some stupid ruling that it has to be ninety minutes long. That's just like adding three more plates to the last supper, or an extra wing to the Pentagon. Charles Willeford
“ You've seen him, I know. He's the guy who stands there, or sits in a scene, and never says anything. If you need five tough guys to sit in a car waiting to blast somebody coming out of a building, he'… Charles Willeford
“ Smoking comforts ordinary men, but I'm not an ordinary man. There aren't many like me left. And it's a good thing for the world that there isn't. There'll always be a few of us in America in every gen… Charles Willeford
“ Money is the root of all goodness. To talk disparagingly about money is the privilege of those who have money. There are also those people who state matter-of-factly that money isn't everything. This… Charles Willeford
“ It started out as kind of a joke, and then it wasn't funny anymore because money became involved. Deep down, nothing about money is funny. Charles Willeford
“ It is a funny thing. A man can make a promise to his God, break it five minutes later and never think about it. With an idle shrug of his shoulders, a man can break solemn promises to his mother, wife… Charles Willeford
